Pankaj Kaushal ([info]spo0nman) wrote,
@ 2008-03-11 12:54:00
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Entry tags:business, civil war, coldrink, idea, milk, milk drink, mr thanda, world domination

My business Idea
That we shall buy the Mr thanda factory and open a delivery chain. The delivery chain shall give out Mr thanda bottle for free with any purchase above 500 Rs/-. However, the flavour of Mr thanda awarded free with the purchase shall not be under the customer's control. We reserve the right to serve you the Mr thanda flavor of our choice. For example, if the branch manager does not like you he can decide to give you strawberry flavour for the next 20 purchases that you make. giving out badam, pista, kesar and even chocolate to favoured customers. Needless to say, Mr thanda shall not be available in the open market.

The name of the delivery chain at the time of inception was to be "al food," but, the founding members reasoned that the name be secular. hence, "la food," was decided upon, but, not before considering food Mahala.

Imagine being given a badam flavour Mr thanda free with your first purchase. For the last three weeks you've been ordering food from "la food," only to find a vanilla Mr thanda in the bag, with one exception of the Thursday before last when unexpectedly a badam flavoured Mr thanda arrived.

Hapless female victims of Mr thanda could be immediately caressed into submission with a mere sight of a previously earned bottle of Mr Thanda(pista).

With customers at la food's mercy, it is imminent that a Mr thanda mafia shall arise. Yielding to black marketing perhaps even smuggling of Mr thanda. A civil war is but a moment away, World domination but at our feet.



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[info]sabiokap
2008-03-11 07:42 am UTC (link)
Tereko kaam dhanda nahin hai kya?

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[info]spo0nman
2008-03-11 07:53 am UTC (link)
Dude! get the VC together, it's a flawless plan.

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bogus!
(Anonymous)
2008-03-11 08:33 am UTC (link)
Mr. Spoonman,

We are sorry to inform you that your business idea has not been approved by our council of super smart new world managers. We also regretfully inform you that your idea was utterly bogus, and henceforth you have been banned from the community of entrepreneurs.
We hope that you will not take this message personally, and your inner einstien may be provocated towards achieving other meaningful ways of time abuse.

With Regards,
From the community of the sage old business men and women!

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Re: bogus!
[info]spo0nman
2008-03-11 09:28 am UTC (link)
Losers! I fart in the general direction of the council of super smart new world managers.

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Re: bogus!
(Anonymous)
2008-03-11 09:32 am UTC (link)
Yes,
it is smelly around here , what did you eat manglorean or mexican?

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Mangalorean
[info]bluesmoon
2008-03-12 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Please learn to spell.

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Re: bogus!
[info]code_martial
2008-03-12 11:46 am UTC (link)
The council of super smart new world managers is comprised of sage old business men and women. LOL! ROTFL! ROTFLMFAO!

Retards.

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Re: bogus!
[info]hitesh
2008-03-14 03:02 am UTC (link)
Sounds a lot like the Indian Parliament.

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[info]hitesh
2008-03-11 04:40 pm UTC (link)
A better plan would be go into software land with a team like this:

Pedro
KingDiamond
Spoonman
Dr Kekre
Teemus
Code Martial

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[info]spo0nman
2008-03-12 07:34 am UTC (link)
Sure, If you're the VC I'm in.

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[info]hitesh
2008-03-12 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Why do you need a VC? Stop wasting time in the evening and weekends and work part-time on the new stuff.

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[info]code_martial
2008-03-12 11:42 am UTC (link)
whois KingDiamond?

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[info]bluesmoon
2008-03-12 12:43 pm UTC (link)
The most famous pillai in San Francisco

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[info]code_martial
2008-03-12 11:43 am UTC (link)
And why would Hitman not be in the team?

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[info]hitesh
2008-03-13 02:53 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah forgot "Elephas maximus"

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[info]code_martial
2008-03-13 06:37 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... still didnae answer my question.

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[info]hitesh
2008-03-13 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Still thinking about it :-?

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[info]code_martial
2008-03-14 05:08 am UTC (link)
Pricey Bugger :p

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Cool quote
(Anonymous)
2008-04-29 01:21 pm UTC (link)

It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat
rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they
kill me. You're talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.
-- Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald's


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